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A new promo for the upcoming season of The Bachelor aired during the finale of Dancing with the Stars last night, and it was just as dramatic as Chris Harrison always promises.

The video features the usual hoopla of women in bikinis crying and making out with the latest Bachelor, Colton Underwood. And if we had a dollar for every time someone says the word “virgin,” we’d be able to fly to Singapore and book a fantasy suite of our own.

There are plenty of tears all around, including a weepy Colton saying “Every time I put myself out there, I get f—ing rejected.” Then, the most dramatic moment of all: Colton stampedes away from a concerned looking Chris Harrison, says “I’m f—ing done,” and throws himself over a fence. Harrison whispers, “Holy sh—,” and the girls shriek, “Oh my God!”

TBH, we don’t think Bachelor Nation would be too upset if Colton kept walking and they did a surprise replacement with Blake or Jason. Hell, we’d even give Nick Viall another shot. Regardless, save the date because The Bachelor premieres Monday, Jan. 7 on ABC.