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On Monday night, The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York hosted its annual, elegant AF, Met Gala. This invite-only soiree serves as an opening party for the museum’s spring exhibition and as a fundraiser for the museum’s Costume Institute.

The theme of this year’s show was “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination,” and there were in fact both bodies and imagination.
Some slayed. Others should have stayed home. While the celebs played dress up, I ate cheese doodles in sweatpants and judged them, while DMing the United Postal Service, with my cheese doodle dusty fingers, to ask if they lost my invite in the mail. Here are a few looks from show that really had me shook (in both good and bad ways) and here are my initial thoughts.  Please note: This article is satirical and not factual.

Rihanna: Looks like the pope, sporting a fancy New Year’s Eve ensemble

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Nick Jonas: Trying to remind everyone he had a purity ring when he was 13 and even knows how to take the subway

Subway to the #MetGala 🗽 @dolcegabbana #AltaSartoria

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Lili Reinhart and Cole Sprouse:  “I’ll have her back by 11 p.m. and will stand a balloon’s distance away from her when dancing, Mr. Reinhart”

 

Frances McDormand: BREAKING: New Sea Plant found at the bottom of the ocean

 

Blake Lively: “Yeah, I’m married to Ryan Reynolds and I have a pretty dress” *flips Cinderella hair*

Katy Perry: “Please fly back to my concerts, I am losing my fame! Remember me?”

 

Zendaya: “I am here to be Joan of Arc. Who is dis girl who stole my look?”

🗡

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Shailene Woodley:  Knockoff of Zendaya’s dress from the Forever 21 clearance rack at 70 percent off original price, probably

 

Miley Cyrus: “Disney Channel made me wear bras. But now, I make my own decisions.”

#MileyCyrus #MetGala ❤️

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Chadwick Boseman: Dope and daper, royal AF. Subtly reminding us he had the highest-grossing superhero movie in the world

 

Migos: LOL

V E R S A C E D R I P M E T G A L A

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Amanda Seyfried: “I should have been cast as Belle, not Emma Watson, k?”

 

Hailee Steinfeld: Trying too hard to be like most girls

✦ 𝖒𝖊𝖙 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑 ✦

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Cardi B: This how u pregnancy, fools 💯

Catholic #Moschino

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