Funko introduced a new Funko Pop! for those of us who always wished we could whittle wood, but never had the abilities of Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson.

The Groot vinyl figure is designed to look like it’s made out of wood. Each figure is painted with a special technique to make it seem like the houseplant you’ve always wanted, but couldn’t keep alive (Is that just me?). The “grain” design even varies from figure to figure, so each is unique.

At almost 4 inches tall, the Groot figure is perfect for guarding the galaxy or your desk. It is $14.99 and available exclusively on Entertainment Earth. Preorder it here!

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