The Grinches of the world need to make room in their schedule of wallowing in self-pity, wrestling with self-loathing, and jazzercise to check out some new treats!
Dr. Seuss Enterprises is teaming up with Jade City Foods to launch a line of How the Grinch Stole Christmas–themed food products, including coffee, hot cocoa, matcha, and hot sauce.
There are three different types of Grinch-themed coffee in this collection: the Grow Your Heart 3 Sizes Dark Roast, the ‘Twas the Night Before Grinchmas Medium Roast, and the Who-Ville Brew Light Roast. Seuss fans can get individual Grinch coffee bags — both whole and ground — for $20 or get a three-pack for $50.
For Grinches who are anti-caffeine, there are also three types of hot cocoa to try: the Naughty or Nice Chocolate Cocoa, the One Reindeer Sleigh Fuel Salted Caramel Cocoa, and the Sweet Cindy-Lou Peppermint Cocoa. Like the coffee, these cans of hot cocoa can be bought individually for $13 or as a gift set for $35. For hipsters and Starbucks lovers alike, there is also the A Wonderful Awful Idea Matcha available for $13.
Finally, there are five hot sauces in the collection (pictured top) that are spicier than the Grinch when he’s in a bad mood: the Roast Beast Sauce, the Who-Hash Hot Sauce, The Mean One, Mt. Crumpit Sauce, and A Great Grinchy Trick. The hot sauces use ingredients from sriracha to ghost pepper and can be bought individually for $18 or all together for $75.
The packaging for all of the How the Grinch Stole Christmas products feature illustrations from the Dr. Seuss book, including the Grinch hauling around his sack of Christmas cheer, the Grinch carving his roast beast, and more.
Seuss fans who want to get their hands on these products can go to whovillemarket.com or head to the Foxtail Coffee Co. locations in Florida and Georgia.
With these Grinch-themed treats, your heart just may grow three sizes!
