People, the Gossip Girl of official Bachelor Nation news, exclusively revealed the Bachelor in Paradise Season 5 cast today—and I remember more of them than I usually do! I’d say my retention rate hovers around 75 percent this season. So excited to see how this whole thing plays out Aug. 7. In the meantime, let’s play: Do I Remember Him/Her?
Name: Angela Amezcua
From: Nick Viall’s Season 21 of The Bachelor
Do I remember her? Who?
Name: Annaliese Puccini
From: Arie Luyendyk Jr.’s Season 22 of The Bachelor
Do I remember her? Nah.
Name: Astrid Loch
From: Nick Viall’s Season 21 of The Bachelor
Do I remember her? Vaguely.
Name: Bibiana Juliana
From: Arie Luyendyk Jr.’s Season 22 of The Bachelor
Do I remember her? YAS Queen Bibi. Of course.
Name: Chelsea Roy
From: Arie Luyendyk Jr.’s Season 22 of The Bachelor
Do I remember her? Yes! The Olivia look alike!
Name: David Ravitz
From: Becca Kufrin’s Season 14 of The Bachelorette
Do I remember him? Unfortunately, yes. I remember you all too well.
Name: Eric Bigger
From: Rachel Lindsay’s Season 13 of The Bachelorette
Do I remember him? Although his memory is fading, I remember him being a fan favorite, but not my favorite. Love you forever, Peter.
Name: Joe Amabile
From: Becca Kufrin’s Season 14 of The Bachelorette
Do I remember him? Good to see you again, Grocery Joe.
Name: John Graham
From: Becca Kufrin’s Season 14 of The Bachelorette
Do I remember him? Venmo John!
Name: Jordan Kimball
From: Becca Kufrin’s Season 14 of The Bachelorette
Do I remember him? THANK GOD. Miss you already ?
Name: Kendall Long
From: Arie Luyendyk Jr.’s Season 22 of The Bachelor
Do I remember her? Too good for Arie; super good at taxidermy.
Name: Kenny Lane
From: Rachel Lindsay’s Season 13 of The Bachelorette
Do I remember him? Kenny! You’re a dad! Stay at home with your adorable daughter, please!
Name: Kevin Wendt
From: The Bachelor Winter Games & The Bachelorette Canada
Do I remember him? Personally victimized by Jared “Mr. Steal Ur Girl” Haibon, when he decided to finally get his sh*t together.
Name: Krystal Nielson
From: Arie Luyendyk Jr.’s Season 22 of The Bachelor
Do I remember her? KRYSTAL! Please date Jordan. I want Krystal and Jordan to be my BIP Season 6 wedding.
Name: Nick Spetsas
From: Becca Kufrin’s Season 14 of The Bachelorette
Do I remember him? This is the track suit guy, right? I told you that track suit was a bid for Paradise.
Name: Nysha Norris
From: Arie Luyendyk Jr.’s Season 22 of The Bachelor
Do I remember her? Sure don’t!
Name: Tia Booth
From: Arie Luyendyk Jr.’s Season 22 of The Bachelor
Do I remember her? Hoooooooo boy.
Name: Wells Adams (Bartender)
From: JoJo Fletcher’s Season 12 of The Bachelorette & Bachelor in Paradise Season 4’s Bartender
Do I remember him? Duh ? I guess not even dating Sarah Hyland helps you escape Bachelor Nation.
Name: Yuki Kimura (Bartender!)
From: The Bachelor Winter Games & The Bachelor Japan
Do I remember her? If Higgi doesn’t come back this season to fall in love with Yuki, I quit.
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