The Bachelor came to an end last night as Cassie took Colton back after she dumped him and then he dumped the remaining two contestants, as Chris Harrison acted like a perv and repeatedly teased the status of Colton’s virginity over and over and over again, and as the next Bachelorette was finally revealed. Whew.
Hannah Brown is the chosen one for the next season of The Bachelorette. ABC didn’t do a very good job at concealing it — she was spotted filming all over the University of Alabama in the past week — but you never know with them (remember when we all wanted Peter, aka the prince who was promised, to be the Bachelor and they took that away from us to punish us with Arie instead?).
ICYMI, Hannah B was the 23-year-old former pageant girl (Miss Alabama) who feuded with other former pageant girl Caelynn Miller-Keyes (Miss North Carolina) this season. She froze when Colton asked her to make a toast in a hot tub, struggled hardcore to put basic sentences together, and growled and roared at the camera multiple times for no reason.
Her season kicked off last night at the live “After the Final Rose” finale, where she was surprised with the first five contestants on stage, had trouble finding pretty much any words to say, and awarded one of the guys with the first rose of the season.
Bachelor Nation is divided, as per usual, on the decision. Some call her quirky and relatable and charming, others call her dumb and awkward. Here’s a look at some of the reactions on Twitter.
How was Hannah B even in pageants she can’t even combine words together to form a sentence #TheBachelor #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/kVRSWvkJAe
— mf⚡️ (@bishimapisces) March 13, 2019
Chris: (asking Hannah B literally anything)
Hannah B:
#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/jsEQwZFatK— Sadik (@SadikMorshed) March 13, 2019
me thinking of how im gonna sit thru a whole season of hannah b not being able to form a single sentence together #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/fD1vXAzIcV
— ash (@starsforyugyeom) March 13, 2019
I WILL NOT TAKE ANY HANNAH B SLANDER #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/CUteJqrHSg
— g⁷ 🦋 (@kissygigi_) March 13, 2019
The producers second guessing their bachelorette pick. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/254NIX6w85
— Sophia (@sophimari13) March 13, 2019
Bachelor Nation finding out we have to watch Hannah B speaking incoherently for a whole season of #thebachelor ette pic.twitter.com/HgSdYO5XPU
— Haley Burrowes (@HaleyBurrowes) March 13, 2019
https://twitter.com/KristinL_Miller/status/1105650289917480960
https://twitter.com/thebachelortea/status/1105646326820323329
We know that you’re trying to media train her to be #TheBachelorette but comon… it was a struggle to watch her get through the lines tonight
— =Bach Fans (@pghbachfans) March 6, 2019
https://twitter.com/bestlauraeverr/status/1105841298341355520
Photo: ABC
