The Office Single Cup Coffee Machine | Source: Uncanny Brands/ the Pop Insider

You’re going to be afraid of how much you love Uncanny Brands’ newest launch.

Two new The Office-themed appliances are on the way to FYE to make sure your new year is a good one. Fans can get their caffeine fix with a single cup-coffee maker or make the world’s greatest chili in the slow cooker.

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The Office Single Cup Coffee Maker features the Dunder Mifflin logo and comes with a “World’s Best Boss” mug so that you can feel like a Michael even if you’re your workplace’s Toby. The machine itself brews an 8-ounce cup of Joe in under 90 seconds to help you get through all of those endless meetings that could have been emails. It can also fill a 14-ounce travel mug to bring on the go for work trips to Winnipeg, Gettysburg, and more. 

Kevin’s Famous Chili Slow Cooker | Source: Uncanny Brands

Show off to your coworkers the thing you do best with The Office Kevin’s Famous Chili Slow Cooker. The two-quart cooker features a removable stoneware insert that’s great for awkward office parties. It features an image of Kevin carrying his famous meal (before tragedy struck), a The Office logo, and a post-it note marking what’s inside. It’s worth noting that you can cook way more than just chili (it can fit a whole chicken), but why would you? Just remember the trick is to undercook the onions.

The slow cooker is available now and the coffee maker can be pre-ordered to ship at the end of the month. May your next dinner party be a good one.